::: Saturday, November 27 ::: The 23rd Sigh Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want. He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests. He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness. He restoreth my fears. He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war, I will find no exit, for thou art in office. Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me. Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion. Thou anointest my head with foreign oil. My health insurance runneth out. Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term, And my job-less child shall dwell in my basement forever. 4:01 PM CST  ::  tell me a story ::: Thursday, November 18 ::: Heh: An Email From God! You have to wonder sometimes. 10:07 AM CST  ::  tell me a story ::: Wednesday, November 10 ::: Sweet: Pee-wee's Playhouse Seasons 1 and 2 DVD is most definitely today's Secret Word. 12:28 PM CST  ::  tell me a story Uhm: John Aschroft resignation letter It strikes me as somewhat ironic that the person who was given at least partial responsibility for the safety and security of our nation was forced to write his letter of resignation by hand due to "security concerns". I guess protecting the country is easier than encrypting your Word documents. Who knew? Anyway, good riddance to bad rubbish as far as I'm concerned. It is a bright day indeed for statue breast advocates everywhere. 8:22 AM CST  ::  tell me a story ::: Thursday, November 4 ::: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the United State of Texas. [click to enlarge] Man, I am ever glad we decided not to have kids. [UPDATE: I finally found the source of this image] 11:09 AM CST  ::  tell me a story dinoneil[at]newdream[dot]net